35 Pet Peeves.

In no particular order, here is a list of 35 of my pet peeves:

1) Stopping the microwave before it's done and not clearing the time left.

2) People that accelerate hard when going from a red light.

3) People that pass me, then slow down on the interstate.

4) Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when there is no one on the other side.

5) People who, no matter what you're talking about, relate to something you have done and try to "one up" you.

6) Noisy eaters.

7) Drivers who won't turn right on red.

8) People who cross the 11E bypass on the wrong side of the median.

9) Couples that own a dog together and call themselves mommy and daddy.

10) Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists.

11) The way people walk in flip flops.

12) Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces...if you can't park it, don't drive it.

13) When Christian radio stations don't play guitar solos.

14) When it's raining and I turn my truck off before I turn the wipers off, and they stop in the middle of the windshield. So I turn the truck back on, the wipers off, and then the truck off.

15) The creepers at red lights. You know, those people that start inching forward in their cars slowly until the light turns green.

16) People who don't know the difference between its/it's and they're/their/there.

17) People that while telling a story make a long pause, and I think they're done, so I try to break the awkward silence by saying something, only to have them cut me off after 2 words and continue the story they were telling.

18) People who smoke in front of entrances.

19) People who go the wrong way in a parking lot.

20) People who leave shopping carts in the parking lot instead of taking them back to the corral.

21) When I adjust the volume of the TV and the volume display blocks the subtitles during an important dialogue.

22) Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.

23) Hair strands left on shower walls.

24) People who are always late.

25) People that realize that a lane of traffic is backed up so they go into the next lane over because it is moving quicker and they go up to the front and expect someone to just let them back over in that lane.

26) People who say "Oh! You have to try this! It's the best thing ever!" And when I do try it...it sucks.

27) When people continue to stare after they ask a question, as if they need me to expand more on my answer.

28) When the tiolet paper roll is backwards.

29) Websites with horizontal scrolling.

30) When people call me but are talking to someone else when I answer and I have to wait till they stop talking for them to talk to me after they called me.

31) People who talk about their favorite sports team and say "WE" like they are a part of the team.

32) When commercials are way louder than the TV shows.

33) When I order a pizza and they don't cut the slices all the way and I have to tear the pizza apart.

34) Pee all over the place in public restrooms.

35) Things sticking out of drawers